Ready, Set, Drink || Dave, Brittany, & Santana

nycdavekarofsky:

The fact that he was going to be drinking with Santana and Brittany kind of amused Dave. What amused him even further was the fact that Brittany was apparently going to try and help him pick up a Spanish girl. Not that it mattered if she was Spanish. Any girl was fine with him. Still, he was going out with what he assumed was a lesbian couple to pick up a girl. For a moment, he was struck by that. He was going out with a lesbian couple. Or whatever they were. They were at least kind of together, so there was that. But still, they had to be somewhat gay, and for once, it didn’t bother him. Maybe it was that double-standard people were always talking about. The men versus women thing. But then, he’d never really been comfortable with lesbian couples, either, because they, too, were so much braver than he was.

He sighed, rolling up his sleeves. He was wearing a blue button up dress shirt, a pair of nice blue jeans, and dress shoes. Casual but slightly dressy? That was appropriate for most bars, wasn’t it? Or wherever they decided to go. He honestly had no idea. He shoved his phone and wallet into his pocket, picking up his key to the apartment on the way out. He was dropping by Brittany’s, and he wasn’t sure if Santana would be with her, but if not, they’d always be able to go pick her up. And then the night would be in the girls’ control after that, which he was sure they’d love. Women loved to have control. He’d learned that much, at least.

It didn’t take him long to hail a cab, and the ride to Brittany’s was seemingly short. It wasn’t long before he was standing in front of her door, knocking loudly before take a small step back. He never knew what to expect with the blonde, but maybe that’s why he liked her so much. She was different, unpredictable. She was so interesting.

Brittany Was practically Bouncing around her apartment, more then excited to be going out with Dave and Santana. She slipped into a tight mini dress after she came out of the shower, and thumbed through tumblr as she decided what to do with her hair.Drinking was one of Brittanys favourite past times, well besides sex, but usually one lead to the other, so she was fine with Drinks for tonight! After a minute of thinking about it she decided that she’d wear her hair down and curly, so she let it dry naturally before pinning back pieces of the sides to make it look a bit cuter, smiling at herself as she fixed her skin tight black and red dress that rested a few inches above her knee, barely covering her ass.

 Texting Santana to let her know that Dave and her would be by to pick up the Latina, Brittany pulled a few hundred dollars out of her unicorn pillow case so she’d be able to buy Drinks the blonde then taxted Santana again, adding a quick little message to her previous one, Wear something really hot eh? I’ve got to get my Spanishdar on, and wanna show everyone how well it works ;) She giggled to herself and dug around for a pair of shoes, deciding on a pair of super high red heels that she knew shed have to take off if she got drunk enough tonight because no amoutn of dancing balance was going to save her from a drunk walk home in those shoes.

“CATTT” She screamed out, looking around for her firey sister. When she found her she grinned. “Im going out drinking, I’d ask you to come but you said you drank too much this weekend!” She giggled and hugged her pouting sister. ” i love you, watch Tubbs kay?” She asked then headed to the door when she heard Dave knock. Swinging it open she shot him a huge smile. “Dave! Hello! We have to pick up Santana. Are we walking? ” She asked, and before her could respond turned around and yelled out a loud goodbye to Cat. After that she took Daves hand and dragged him down the stairs and began the five minute walk to Sans,  turning and smiling at him. “How’re you?” She asked, and instead of walking all the way up to Sans apartment buzzed about 20 times. 


nycdavekarofsky:

bahbahbrittany:

Drinking sounds fun, actually. You go out to bars a lot? I think I could manage to keep my hands off of Santana. She is yours, after all.

i drink everywhere! Okay, I can text Sanny and see? when!?


Lost and Found || Brittana

santana-stix-snixxx:

bahbahbrittany:

“Did you?” she asked with a smile. “I definitely need to see those sometime,” she agreed. She couldn’t even imagine what adorable things the blonde could’ve written.  As she was pulled in closer, she looked into Brittany’s blue eyes. She raised an eyebrow and smirked at her request. “So would I,” she said, taking one of the girl’s hands in her own. “Shall we?” she asked, leading her to the door of the washroom that was only accessible from her bedroom. She opened the door and stepped into the tight space, Brittany following her. “Do you want to help me with this?” she asked, tugging at the bottom of her tank top.

Smiling Brittany followed Santana, biting on her lip and giving her a curt nod before the blonde moved behind Santana, curving her body to fit into the Latinas and grabbing tightly to the material at the bottom of her tank top. “Your moms not home?” brittany asked in a low and almost husky voice, her head dipping so mouth was hovering over the back of Santanas neck, ” ‘cause I don’t think mama L wants to be walking in on what I’m about to do to you.” Britt said, dragging her teeth lightly on Sans neck and pulling her shirt up with her clutched fists. “No matter how much she likes me.” nipping at the back of the girls neck before dragging the top over her head, and immediately dropping it on the floor before she began working on her bra.


nycdavekarofsky:

bahbahbrittany

Spanishdar, huh? Why is that so amusing? Do you know many Spanish ladies? And.. you’re welcome. 

I’ve met tons at bars and stuff. We could go drinking and find you one? I love drinking. Drinkings fun. Maybe tana could come too! Or not, if you’ll be too tempted to touch her…. :)
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nycdavekarofsky:

bahbahbrittany:

So Santana is off-limits, huh? Well, I won’t put the moves on her. You have my word. I’ll just have to find my own Spanish girl, huh?

I didn’t say anything was going to come out of your mouth. You come up with some weird stuff, you know that?

Yes. She only likes me touching her and stuff. i can help you! I have like, awesome Spanishdar.
i didn’t know that actually! But thank you!  


Lost and Found || Brittana

santana-stix-snixxx:

bahbahbrittany:

“Well just ask next time, okay? I’m pretty sure everyone has a phone,” she shrugged. Santana frowned at what Brittany said next. She knew how bad things got sometimes with the girl’s Mother and wished she could do something about it. “Okay, good,” she said with a smile. “To my place then.” After about five minutes they arrived in front of Santana’s apartment. She paid the driver and hopped out, Brittany following her. The two girls got into the elevator until they were up on the ninth floor, and got out making their way to Santana’s room. “Gosh I missed you,” Santana said turning to Brittany once they were inside. It had only been a few days but it felt like weeks without her girlfriend. 

Brittany nodded, next time she’d remember to ask. Brittany followed San like a puppy, wide eyed and willing as they made their way into the familliar apartment, breathing in the sent of spices and Santana. Running her hands over the walls as they walked to Sans room Brittany closed the door gingerly behind her and leaned against it, smiling at her girlfriend when she turned to her. “Me too! I wrote you lots of letters at Starbucks. Maybe I’ll give them to you sometime.” She said in a sweet voice, reaching out and pulling Santana a bit closer by her waist. “You smell really good today, i don’t think I do, Can we shower?” she asked, her back on the latinas door, her hands resting on her hips as she stared into her dark brown eyes. “i’d love to have a shower with you.”


Hello New York!

queenwaldorff:

bahbahbrittany:

Your sister is delusional, but it’s good you don’t let her define who you think is awesome, which I’ll admit I’m awesome. And Lopez asks for it. I saw the Barbie… thanks. But I won’t be attending Yale, I’ll be going to Columbia in the Fall semester. Are you going anywhere or?

Well, no more being mean to her okay? unless like, its opposite day. But even then, no more picing on Tana. You’re welcome! Happy Birthday~! Columbia? Isn’t that right by Panama? I’m Going to julliard~!


nycdavekarofsky:

bahbahbrittany:

I’ll have to keep that in mind, then. Spanish sex is better and wetter. I just… You’re really not afraid to say anything, are you?

It really is! But Santanas mine, you have to find your own spanish person. She’s super hot, but only I’m allowed to get her to yell. Besides I’m pretty sure no one can find her S spot like me. Why would I be afraid? No ones gonna come out of my mouth and rip out my tongue.


Hello New York!

queenwaldorff:

bahbahbrittany:

That won’t be necessary, of course I’ll take them. As if I could ever turn down Jimmy Choo, thank you Brittany.

Thats okay, I cant dance in them anyways! It’s cool, Cat says I shouldnt spend money on people like you, but you’re awesome even if you’re mean to Santana. I posted a picture of the barbie I got you too! Did you get into Cod like you wanted? 


Hello New York!

gabriella-renaldi:

bahbahbrittany:

You’re super pretty too Britt! You’re so nice I like you already 

I feel special. Can I be your princess too? I promise I dont have teeny bopper like Blair said…